Inspired by the recent revolving door of the presidential press secretary, Bluesky’s Shortest Jobs feed celebrates careers that ended before the ink dried on the paperwork. From disastrous first days to bosses who make the White House look like a model of workplace stability, these stories prove that sometimes the shortest jobs leave the longest memories. It’s a hilarious collection of professional exits, awkward introductions, and employment records measured in minutes rather than months. Even Washington might be impressed.